BORAH's! Book of Pitiful Poems & Pictures
A pitiful, horrible book of terrible poems by BORAH! of Salem's Black Hat Society and illustrated by the world famous artist ZombieDog43. Perfect book for anyone into the macabre, Halloween, spooky fun or just plain weird stuff.
by Brian Sims, Illustrated by Zombie Dog 43
Salem's Black Hat Society, 2020
Salem’s Black Hat Society (SBHS) was founded in October 2016 when Brian Sims first started street performing for Haunted Happenings in Salem, MA as Borah Brewington Snaggletooth XIII. SBHS brings perpetually fun, positive, energy filled performances creating smiles, joy, happiness, good will AND a little magic to Salem, with proceeds from tips being donated to local children's charities.
As a character witch, BORAH! roams the streets of Salem welcoming, entertaining and engaging with people and helping educate visitors about Salem’s rich history. SBHS also promotes local events, venues and the business community.
You may catch BORAH! singing Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Christmas songs and national and international anthems. Borah is always ready to snap pictures with guests or break out into a crazy song and dance.
BORAH! can also be found officiating weddings, vow renewals and baby gender reveals around Salem.
SBHS has frequent and unique giveaways, contests and drawings on their Facebook, Instagram, Twi
"Hop on, let's see where the broom takes us!"
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