Disappointing Affirmations The Game
FORGET GRATITUDE – From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game will test the convictions of your most optimistic friends. So, let go of all that relentless toxic positivity you’ve been sold and get real.
BE DISAPPOINTING, BUT FUNNY – Twist positive prompts into Disappointing Affirmations. If yours is the most amusingly critical, anti-empathetic, or makes people laugh because otherwise they’d cry, then congrats, you win! As if it even matters.
REALNESS NOT WELLNESS – Made for anti-optimists, people who delight in dark humor, fans of the Disappointing Affirmations Instagram account, and friends who are actually willing to accept that “It’s okay to not be okay.” Suitable for ages 18+, 3–6 players.
SHIPPING
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IN STORE PICKUP
For our local customers, we are pleased to offer an In Store Pickup option! How it works:
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Shop online at shop.pem.org
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At checkout, select Curbside Pickup as your shipping method. Place your order.
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Once we have prepared your order, you will receive an email that your order is ready for pickup.
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Follow the pickup instructions provided in your email. Arrive at our Store location at 161 Essex Street.
- Orders not picked up within two weeks of order date will be canceled and refunded.
Please Note: Please allow 2-3 days from purchase date for processing. In Store Pickup is available Thursday through Monday 10 am–5 pm.
RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY
We are pleased to accept returns within 30 days of the purchase date. All returned items must be in their original condition and packaging.
To begin your return process, please email us at: contactus@pem.org
Please note: Jellycat, sale, clearance and personal use items, such as face masks, cannot be returned or exchanged for store credit.





